thestoicgod:

flashytitle:

mastersubverter:

Depends if you know the difference between summoning a genie and stuffing a chicken.

Greatest analogy ever

Did someone call me?

Originally posted by princes-jasmine

(via walkingdec3ption13)

nick-avallone:

all I want in life is $10,000,000 and to leave people happier than I find them

(via sorry)

sobeitjayt:

you tryna sell me a new dick